Episode Recap      

Experience the torture that came with wearing the all-weather catholic school sweater. Why were our shirts made of single-ply toiler paper? Why didn't Kelly get in trouble like the rest of us for wearing spaghetti straps? What does "pocketing" mean? And a couple of bonus teacher stories that could be the start of a Netflix special...

We explore the period of Lent including Jesus' makeup routine, the optimal place to sit in church on Palm Sunday to avoid car crashes, and how not to overstay your welcome if you rise from the dead.

We retell the drama of middle school confession, performing church readings, and attending midnight mass.

This episode continues to share our experiences attending the First Portuguese Catholic School in America in the 90s and early 00s. Journey with us from being haunted by holy ghosts while babysitting the Jesus wafer all the way to prison yard recesses and middle school raves.

The school we attended holds the title of the First Portuguese Catholic School in America. This episode begins to share our experiences attending this school in the 90s and early 00s. From Computer-Teaching Nuns to the Great Lice Outbreak of 1997 and all the forms of punishment in between.

Incredible accounts of Azorean immigration to the US in the twentieth century. Mel & Kel share their own parents' immigration stories and discuss reasons for immigration, the arrival process, and how they made it work in a foreign land despite being broke and lacking formal education.

Culture is a way of life for an entire society. Melissa and Kelly met in Kindergarten 30 years ago. Our culture is from the Azores - a remote group of Portuguese islands. But we don't live there. We live in America as part of the millennial generational culture. This podcast is our experience at the intersection of these cultures.